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What's a watch's eldest relative?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

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How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What do you say if you meet a toad?