What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?