I like telling Dad jokes.

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

How do you grill cheese?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What's the richest basketball team?