What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why do all the planets get along?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
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