What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Where are average things manufactured?

Which state is the cleanest?

What did the baby laptop call her father?