What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
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