Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Who invented fractions?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did the salad say to its dad?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What is a duck's favorite dance?