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What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

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Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What's the friendliest national park?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

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Which celebrity became a great detective?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

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