Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What did March say to the madness?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Which relative loves rice?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?