What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why are frogs always happy?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?