Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
That bird won't stop squawking.
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Which insect makes the best father?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
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