Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why was the musician arrested?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why do hogs play so much football?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What time of day was Adam created?
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