Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What do you call a pile of cats?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
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