Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do little fish love to play with?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why are fish such good architects?
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