Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What do cows like to dance to?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What do you call a sad latte?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?