Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why are cars magic?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What do ducks get after they eat?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?