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Why do two skunks argue?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What car can't keep a secret?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?