Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?