Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What animal floats best?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?