Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why was the computer cold at work?