What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

How did the toad die?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why are cause and effect so close?

It's Crowded!

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

How do you get straight A's?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?