Why did the turkey join the band?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why are trees always so positive?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?