Why did the turkey join the band?

What kind of music do planets like?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What does a lion call an antelope?