Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Families are like fudge.

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why are all priests fit?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?