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Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What do naked fish play with?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?