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What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What did autumn say to summer?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

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What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What's the coldest vegetable?

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