What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?