What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
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What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
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Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
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Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
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