What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
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