What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What tree has the most bark?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?