What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
I broke my finger!
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
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