What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
A chameleon.
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
How did the toad die?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
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