What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
A chameleon.
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why are books always so angry?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
How do hurricanes see?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
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