Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why did the echo get detention?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Which computer won the talent show?

What is a cow's dream job?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

How do you spot a modern spider?