What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Where do pigs learn magic?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

That bird won't stop squawking.

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?