Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

How do you grill cheese?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Where do polar bears vote?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?