What did March say to the madness?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?