Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What tree has the most bark?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What did March say to the madness?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What fish sings the best?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?