Why do vampires always look sick?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?