Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?