What shape is bad at driving?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?