How do snowmen get information?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?