How do fall and winter say hello?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?