When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why is winter considered holy?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why did the barber win the race?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What do you call a small mom?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?