Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

It's allergy season again?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why did the barber win the race?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

How do you talk to a giant?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?