What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why are fish such good architects?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?