Why are baseball players so good at math?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?