What do scuba divers wear to bed?
A snore-kel.
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What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
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