Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?