What do scuba divers wear to bed?
A snore-kel.
Why was the pirate late for work?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How do bees get to school?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!