Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?