What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What is the strongest animal?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?