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What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why did the barber win the race?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?