What did the school bully have for lunch?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?