How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why are books always so angry?

Who invented fractions?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What's a cat's favorite board game?