What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
The ruler.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
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