How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?