What school subject really rocks?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why are all priests fit?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What are baby potatoes called?