What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Where do kittens go to school?
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