Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?