Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

When do cows get tired?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?