What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What is the definition of Robin?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?