Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?