What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What do you call a crate of ducks?