Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Why was the cat so small?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What makes pirates such good singers?