What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?