Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What goes zzub, zzub?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why do two skunks argue?