How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What do you eat on July 5th?

How do you know bees have allergies?