Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Where do books sleep?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What nationality are most fish?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What is a duck's favorite dance?