What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call an Irish spider?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
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