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What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What nationality are most fish?

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What is another name for a cow?

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Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?