Why did the computer run out of money?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?