I broke my finger!

What's the friendliest pen?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Which band is always treated like royalty?