What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
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What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
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