What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why don't fish play basketball?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
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