What is a table you can eat?
A vegetable.
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How do scientists grow fruit?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
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What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
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