What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What game do cows play at parties?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What bird is losing its hair?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?