What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What do fish use for glasses?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do you call lending money to a bison?