What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

How does dinner smell?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?