Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
He didn't have jed-eyes.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Which computer won the talent show?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
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