What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why did the fish blush?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why are trees always so positive?

Families are like fudge.

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?