Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Which president loved to take baths?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
How does a barber get to work?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
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