Where do horses reside?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

How do baseball players always stay cool?