Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
What animal loves Indian food?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What birds always travel in twos?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call the dog magician?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
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