Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Which dogs love to study science?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?