Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What's the richest basketball team?

What did March say to the madness?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Which animal will never go bald?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?