What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What did March say to the madness?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?