What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What birds always travel in twos?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?