What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
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