What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What did the sickly elevator say?