What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why are the mountains so tired?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Which animal will never go bald?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.