What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
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