What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What sport do horses love to play?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?