What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
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