What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why do cows go to New York?