Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

How do you massage a chicken wing?