What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What's the slowest 5k?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What food is a man's best friend?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why was the fish so smart?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What kind of car does a chicken have?