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What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

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Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.