What did the bread do on vacation?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why are all priests fit?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?