How often should you make chemistry jokes?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What does an evil hen lay?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

How does a taco bless the table?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?