What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What shape has a knighthood?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?