Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?