Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Which musician loves to make chili?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What table can you never sit at?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?