Why do hogs play so much football?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What is the color of the wind?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?