Which musician loves to make chili?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Which singer could always break a five?

How does a witch play loud music?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What food is a man's best friend?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?