What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why did summer catch autumn?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What horn never makes a sound?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?