Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
What does a dog say before eating?
What bird is losing its hair?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
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