Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
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