What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What is the most adorable season?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What do fairies always drink?