What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Which former US President was always cold?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What part of a football field is never the same?