Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
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