Why are frogs always so happy?

What do little fish love to play with?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Which animals make the best football players?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?