Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Where do vampires keep their money?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?