In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Where do birds go to drink?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?