What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What nationality are most fish?