Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do you call a short cow?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

We had a discussion about roses.

Where do lions like to go on vacation?