Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why was the fish so smart?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?