What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

When do astronauts eat?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What school subject really rocks?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why was the picture sent to jail?