What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
We had a discussion about roses.
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
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