What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?