What vegetables do librarians like?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?