What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?