What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Where do ants go to eat?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

What animal always goes to heaven?