What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
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