What do golfers drink on the green?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?