What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What math figure is also in the band?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Which bug is related to you?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?