What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why was the mime upset?

How do you arrest a pig?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?