What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
A heat wave.
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
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