What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
A heat wave.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
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