What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What day is your mom always right?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What is the color of the wind?

What's a tornado's favorite game?