Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What animal styles their hair every day?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?