How much does freedom weigh?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What bird helps you stay dry?