What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Where do birds go to drink?