Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why is winter considered holy?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?