What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?